The Tolbert Cutural Index
My ego boistered by the receival of my Polyphony 4 copies,
clearly a publication heralding my imminent explosion upon the scene, I have
decided to create a cultural index so that you, my future and current worshippers,
can determine just how much you have in common with my greatness. See below.
I'm even going to be nice and link (some) stuff for you. Am I not worthy of your
adolation?
- USB 2.0 or Firewire
- The Smurfs or the
Snorks
- Fraggle Rock or the
Muppet Show
- Kerouac or Ginsberg
- Kansas or Boston
- Sally Mann or Diane
Arbus
- Soul Coughing
or Weezer
- Penny Arcade or PvP
- Orbital or
Fatboy Slim
- Unreal Tournament or some
WII crap
- BoingBoing or Metafilter
- Pirate
or Ninja
- Beethoven or Bach
- Asimov's or Analog
- Slacks or jeans
- Dandelions or carnations
- catfish or salmon
- Discordian or SubGenius
- D20 or GURPS
- BitTorrent or Kazaa
- Suicide Girls or Playboy
- Slashdot or Kuro5hin
- Tick animated or Tick
live action
- Family Guy or King
of the Hill
- Firefly or Buffy
the Vampire Slayer
- highway or city (driving)
- Saturn or Kia
- Donnie Darko or The
Matrix
- NTFS or FAT32
- drive-in theatre or cineplex
- Greek gods or Roman gods
- painful death by fire ants or 7th grade
- Warren Ellis or Grant
Morrison
- Jugglers or clowns
- train or bus
- Movable Type or LiveJournal
- PHP or Perl
- School House Rocks or After School Special
- Transformers or Go-Bots
- Roger Zelazny or Neil Gaiman
- E.O. Wilson or Stephen Jay Gould
- Lake Monsters or Bigfoot
- Pajamas with feet or pajamas without feet
- The Iron Giant or Toy
Story
- The Legend of Zelda or Super Mario Brothers
- saturday morning cartoons or after school cartoons
- VH1 or MTV
- BiPolar Disorder or Schitzophrenia
- credit unions or banks
- ecology or molecular biology.
Take this list to your own blog/journal/stone tablets, and bold your choices. Pick the ones on the left, and you're most like me. Good for you!
Posted by JeremyT at August 27, 2004 05:58 PM