Commercials directed by Dr. Moreau
On the TV, a commercial starring an anthropomorphic elephant house wife and her centipede husband. The very idea horrifies me. What would the children look like? Elephants don't need a hundred feet. Centipedes don't need trunks. What does the centipede see in his elephantine wife? Is it only the trunk that he finds attractive; its sinuous twisting like that of a centipede female dancing on a string dangling from the sky? Does that mean they only have oral sex? If so, I'm okay with that, because hey, no half-centipede, half-elephant babies. Problem solved.
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