Today's Mail

I came home to find a map to the coming Armageddon in my mailbox. That's not something you get every day.

Okay, so actually, it's a brochure for a conference about "Israel and the Countdown to Armageddon." A "Dynamic Prophecy Series." Topics include:

• Israel and the Countdown to Armageddon.
• The Antichrist Beast and Revelation 13
• The Israel Code
• 666 Part 1 - Lawlessness, Terrorism, & Moral Decay

The cover looks like a 2nd edition D&D Monster Manual. I assume it's supposed to be "The Beast." I thought they were sure that was a giant computer or something? And there are winged lions all OVER this thing. Also, the Star of David. And of course, Jesus, looking actually somewhat swarthy, but wearing a purple sash. Sadly, I cannot worship a man wearing a purple sash. Too... roman. Here's their website. It's surprising gay-bashing free.

The copy is clearly written by a marketing major, by the way. You know, how they end every! sentence! with! an exclaimation! mark!:

Who's the real power behind the Antichrist? Learn Revelation's amazing answers regarding who it is, where he comes from, and his master plan for global domination! Revelation won't make sense without this!