We Live in the Future: Piracy Group Puts Bounty on Disc-Sniffing Dog

I share the same skepticism that Techdirt does regarding the efficacy of CD-sniffing anti-piracy dogs, but this headline can only exist in this future-place that we live: Techdirt: MPAA's Bootleg-Sniffing Wonder Dogs On Pirates' Hit List, Apparently

Perhaps that's a little too much credit, since it seems unlikely that the dogs were just out for a walk and hit on the building, but things get a bit more bizarre when an MPAA official claims that the pirate group whose operation got busted has put a bounty out on the dogs, offering an unspecified reward to anybody who kills them