Peter Parker, Abusive Spouse

Did it occur to anyone else that all of Mary Jane's coworkers now think that she is in an abusive relationship, and are probably trying to talk her out of being with Peter? She'll be all, "no, he is a good man!" and they will be all "he slapped you down in front of all of us!"

She'll take a close friend aside and say, "he was under the influence of an evil symbiote from space!"

And the coworker will nod grimly and say, "Liquor did that to my ex too. You gotta leave him, honey."

Tags: / film / spiderman

Posted on May 5, 2007 07:48 PM

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