The Kansas Ocean Returns

Apparently, the Kansas Ocean is about to return.  I just heard from my mother, and they've been evacuated from their home due to massive flooding in Osawatomie.  I never thought I'd get a chance to do some deep sea fishing in Kansas!  If they lose their home, the least you science bastards can do is genetically engineer some new mosasaurs to patrol the waters and make things interesting.

Seriously, I hope they waters recede soon.