Walmart Will Own Your Children

So, news has been hitting the web this week that Walmart employs thousands of teens in Mexico at the high-paying wage of $0 an hour.

Walmart, I think this is a good start, but I think you can get a better deal. How about this? You provide a bare minimum of housing and food for these teens, an in exchange, they are required by law to work for you until they die. In a sense, you would "own" their labor. Wouldn't that be awesome? Imagine how much you can profit from that kind of deal! I hope you export the idea to the U.S. soon!